Posts Tagged ‘funny’
WE made this for all the lonely men, but we’ll let the taken men watch it also (jokes.)
here are the lyrics 
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All the lonely men (x7)
Now pay attention!
Up in the attic, cat just threw up.
Im doing my bag lady thing
I decided to make this dating video
Cuz nobody wants to date me
My daddy says Im really ugly
Dont pay him any attention
Cuz my cats and this dead bat say
I have great personality
If you like me you can teach me how to dance
If you like me we can have a bad romance
If you like me Ill let you wear my pants
If you like me Ill teach you how to speak with ants
wo oh ooh oh ooh-ing (2x)
If you like me, put a comment on my page
If you like me, give me a call any day
If you like me, I dont care if youre gay
If you like me, Ill let you meet my mother today
I got hair on my lips, pimples on my hips
Popping them is a date memory!
Dressing up, quidditch cup
I need more friends than you think.
I need no permission, did I mention
I can watch some PG movies
Cuz Im all grown up
And now you gonna learn
That even adults can wear huggies!
If you like me – our lives we can share
If you like me lets play truth or dare
If you like me lets exchange locks of hair
If you like me lets smell each others underwear!
woo oh ooh oh ooh (2x)
If you like me do not stall
If you like me we can share dolls
If you like me you can call me PAUL
If you like me I want to pwn you at duty of call
You can come to my place at anytime
Just come and swing on by
I cannot be alone, is anyone home?
If youre not at home then I will throw
A baseball mat and take your cat
To infinity and beyond!
Dont call 911
Say Im the only one you WANT
If you dont, Ill be clever
And like a ghost Ill haunt you FOREVER
All the lonely men (7x)
Now pay attention!
wooh oh ooh (2x)
If you like me put a comment on my page
If you like me put a comment on my page
Dont ignore me Ill find you anyway
If you like me put a comment on my page
Duration : 0:4:46
The full interview of Lawn Chicks
Watch the original video here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w390-0WWu4
Watch the other UNCUTS here:
The Ginger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jf_pQohC1g
Gaggle Of Virgins:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeecYI6-0Uk
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did unco chin find unco same? what happened to him?!?!!? find out
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check out unco mi dangerous = arnold chon
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Dave talks about how men and women don’t get along anymore and that chivalry is dead… but women killed it. smartest man ever. watch, its funny!
Duration : 0:10:27
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The star search continues with preliminary tryouts in Denver. Victoria Beckham is the guest judge.
American Idol Season 9 Auditions 7 Denver
Duration : 0:10:13
NEW FATTY SPINS SONG HERE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz1xJTSV0IU
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Here are the links to the content discussed in this video. Please don’t harass the content creators or send them hate-messages. Thanx:
“Power Wheels Race”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL7eFqRIycg
“Spray Can Explodes”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdI9z_UiLeA
“Drunk Guy”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6oGwOMVeY
“Another Cool Vid to Watch”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7nzJYKk4WQ
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The Equals Three theme song “Doin’ Your Mom” was written and performed by me. DOWNLOAD “Doin Your Mom Song” FOR FREE HERE: http://www.zshare.net/audio/72168820ede7d60b/
Watch the music video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfYyBp4Ln2s
Duration : 0:4:18
haha
This one’s gonna get us in trouble. Suck it up.
And while you’re offended, follow the creator on Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/woodytondorf
Duration : 0:0:29
The second video L4D “Funny Episodes”.
So, watch, rate, comment 
Watch in HD.
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IMPORTANT:
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Disclaimer: The sounds, music and songs are used for entertainment purposes only.
All such materials remain property and copyright of their respective owners.
I don’t claim ownership of these materials.
Duration : 0:10:53
My last video for the year ending, a sort of (more than) one year summary with some of my fave Robert Pattinson’s moments, from the unforgettable Comic Con 2008 to the last stuff related with New Moon.
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SONG: “You’ve Ruined Me”, by Norah Jones.
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DEDICATED to my beloved Soul, Tinchy, Trisha, Alex, Silvia, France, Susie, Maite, Lusi, Tiss, Rosa, Steph, Melinda, Kelly, Shannon, Annabell, Sylvie, Mandy, Su, Michelle…. (pfffh surely I’m forgetting somebody and she’s really important for me!! if so, I have no excuse, so feel free to kick my and letting me know instantly!!)
My dearest ladies, I love each and everyone of you and I couldn’t have asked for better “virtual friends” and I’m utterly fortunate to “meet” you all.
I also want to send my all my love to some amazingly talented and inspiring ladies that I had the luck to “meet” in 2009 (in alphabetical order):
- FP at ToR (Thinking Of Rob)
http://thinkingofrob.com/
- Gozde, Kate and Dani at ROBsessed
http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/
- JAG at RAoR (Random Acts of Rob)
http://robert-pattinson.ca/
- Moon and UC at LTR (Letters To Rob)
http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/
Not only they have the best blogs related to Robert on the internet, but they are also the nicest persons and make possible to really enjoy the thing in company of the most witty, funny and wonderful ladies! thank YOU so much for your daily effort and for sharing your talent with us all!!
I wish you all the best in the coming year and I really hope to share tons of quality moments with you all in 2010!!
As for the Wonder Boy, just keep it real, bb!!
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THANKS SO MUCH FOR WATCHING, COMMENTING AND RATING: if you watch the vid until the end and, even more, you like it, you know that I really appreciate your feedback and ratings: these are MY FUEL FOR EDITING!! ) ________________________________________
DISCLAIMER: I CLAIM NO OWNERSHIP. EVERYTHING IN THIS VIDEO IS NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT. All the rights, clips and song belong to the owners. This video is purely fanmade just for entertainment purposes. The only thing I own is the editing of this video so, please, DO NOT STEAL or REPOST IT!!!
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Duration : 0:4:9